Absurda samtal

Det ringer och jag svarar:

-Hello, I'm calling from XXX Claims, Is Mr/Mrs T there?
-No.
-Are you family?
-Yes.
-I am calling about a car accident reported from your adress.
-I'm afraid there's been some mistake, we don't have a car and we don't drive.
-Well it doesn't have to involve you owning a car or driving.
-?
-You can have suffered an accident in some other way.
-Well, we haven't so there must be some mistake.
-Are you sure?
-!!! Yes, neither I nor my fiancé have suffered from a car accident.
- Are you sure?
-This conversation is getting ridiculous and I wish to end it now.
-When might I get a hold of Mr T?
-...